If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in