Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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