so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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