I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Church boner. Awkwardddd
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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