tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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