Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I believe in your delicious
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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