Kiss
Puke
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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