Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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