I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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