Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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