can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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