we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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