im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Houston, we have a blender
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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