hell yes lets make some ravioli
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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