as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.