making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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