The maid of honor just puked.
its not stalking. its research.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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