Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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