porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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