He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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