I think my vagina is haunted
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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