One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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