So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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