Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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