I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
