you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I wish there were birth control emojis
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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