every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Panties = found
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