im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Buhtt sex?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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