i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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