Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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