can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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