everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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