he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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