when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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