my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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