I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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