I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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