Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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