Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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