i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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