HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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