let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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