Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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