no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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