I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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