what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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