what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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