that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
