I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
the raccoons are back...
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