Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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