well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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