You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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