Kiss
Puke
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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